The Obscure

Welcome, one and all, to the incongruent ravings of an inferior mind!

Wednesday, February 26, 2003

Why hello there folks, it's great to be here tonight! How is everyone doing in, Simmy Valley, today? Here's a little piece I put together just for you, Simmy Valley!

One day, on a pencil floating in a pool
a paper clip, said, "I don't want to be a fool"
I should move away, not drool
so I'll go and dance over there
and cut off all my hair
and I mean ALL my hair, that's right
and I'll be cutting it all night
so, learn to do a little dance
and give your razor some romance
for when all is said and done
the victor is the shaven one.

the end

Tuesday, February 25, 2003

hey hey all, I have a funny story, I figured I'd tell it, today in school, we had to do squaredancing in gym haha, which is no fun at all, so I just did it really enthusiastically and made an ass of myself. BUT me and my friend ryan tried to sit out, so my gym teacher came up and got the 7 people sitting on the bench in one group, and there were 3 girls and four guys, so ryan didn't get a partner or whatever, so I yelled, "We need a girl for ryan!!" and nobody came, because they all either had groups, or didn't want to dance, or didn't like ryan. so the girls gym teacher came over haha, and she's like 50 and very "large" haha, so he had to squaredance with her, and I just ran around and fell down alot, but she made him do it right and stuff haha. yeah I guess it's funnier if you are there. ok cya later

Sunday, February 23, 2003

hey, I was thinking just now, life is so boring. I don't know why, but there are few things I can take pleasure in in this world. and I'm going to list them!
1. Funny things
2. Certain people who's names begin with L. *giggle*
3. um, writing lists!
4. skipping 5
6. hm, burittos
7. video games, and books, and movies. anything with crazy plots and such
8. art!
9. hanging out with my chums, I have more than I deserve, and better than anyone could hope for
10. going offline to call lauren, toodles!

Tuesday, February 18, 2003

G'day everyone, thanks to SOMEONE yelling at me I am updating this, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! welp, it's all snowy out, and I hate snow, with a passion. In a merely physical sense of course, it is actually quite beautiful in a surreal way. Everytime I walk in the snow, it's like a reintroduction to my madness. I walk in the snow and everything is so white and cold I find myself questioning wether or not it ever wasn't. then I begin to lose my sense of time and wonder if I was ever not walking through the snow, or even if I want to stop, I sometimes forget where I am going, sometimes I get so disoriented from it and my strange thoughts that I lose sense of what's going on and begin to fear that perhaps the snow is all that is left, that maybe there was some war and what I am in now is nuclear winter. Soon to die from radiation posioning, but unable to stop because my mind has been warped by the energy. then I get to whereever I was going, without really thinking about it on the way, I just know I am there when I am, and the memory of this whole ordeal begins to fade until it's like a dream, but it always stays in my head. and I can never tell if it was a nightmare or not, because maybe the whole idea of walking in the white, without end or stop, is better than toiling under the feeble limits of humanity forever....or maybe I just forgot my jacket, either way. Toodles everyone!

Minnie the Moocher!!-Cab Calloway!

Now, here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher,
She was a low-down hoochie-coocher,
She was the roughest, toughest frail,
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale.


She messed around with a bloke named Smokey,
She loved him though he was cokey.
He took her down to Chinatown,
And showed her how to kick the gong around.

Oh, the gong around!
Oh, the gong around!

She had a dream 'bout the king of Sweden,
He gave her things that she was needing,
He gave her a home built of gold and steel,
A platinum car with diamond studded wheels.

La-Minnie had a heart as big as a whale.

Poor Min, dead Min, oh, Minnie-Min.

BOOYEAH!! He got happy like a donkey eatin a waffle

Friday, February 14, 2003

welp. it's valentines day. just thought I'd let you all know. but instead of valentines day being a reminder of how much of a loser I am, this year it's...the day I go and see a movie with lauren and cassie and dave and erin. I think that's all of us, I also get the honored privalege of going to lauren's house to meet her whole family for the first time ever. hooray! *two tiny flags* welp, I'm off, I gotta call shnizzity dave. cyall later


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