The Obscure

This is about 2 seconds after my last post. I'm going to write a play:
Narrator: We come into this scene as a teacher is asking her class to tell her funny stories about people they know.

Teacher: Students, I would like you each to...

Screw it, it's too hard, this is the beginning of a joke my friend told me once, it ends with a kid saying, "my cousin Jimmy got mad at this guy, and beat him up with a wrench" or something, and the teacher said, "um... what's the moral to that story?" and the kid said in a New Yorkian accent, "Don't F*ck with Jimmy!" when you say it it sounds funny, but writen down it's not, so I gave up. sorry to disapoint you folks.