The Obscure

I've decided to be like Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory and be named jerry. Also I would like to do many of the things he does, drive a taxi, have a conspiracy newsletter, battle the CIA that sort of thing. So I must uncover a conspiracy...... huh.... this is pretty hard. Maybe the government is trying to take over England! No, why would we want to take over england?! no...... maybe they are stealing all the drugs and stuff from drug dealers in Columbia... No, that was what they did on The Shield. Hm... I think that maybe we are secretly taking over Canada, because it's such a sissy. And when we take over it, we'll use all it's natural resources (it has a lot of wheat and I think it might have some good mining because of the glacier movement up there) to build up our armies. It will take other countries a while to muster up the courage to attack us because we are so strong, meanwhile we are doing our best to hire mercenaries, or trick our own citizens into thinking that this is a good cause (like in "How to create an enemy" by Antiflag). Then we will move south, take over mexico, and use all it's inhabitants, of which there is a very large amount, to go into out armies. We will pay them relatively well so that, although they hate us for overtaking their country, they will work out of necessity. Then we will move lower, take over columbia and all that, use all their natural resources to build up our armies, and add them to our roster. Then we will divide our armies, because we have so many, to protect the home front, and to move forth and to take over the world. We have enough nuclear weapons that merely threatening the world wiht it will get a large amount of surrender. Not to mention our Hydrogen bombs, and what ever else the government has that they aren't telling us about. On a side note, did you know that all the science the government comes out with has actually been obsolete for years? What we see is old news, they only show us if they come out with something better for themselves. We could make pretty easy work, with our huge armies and superior weaponry, of the remaining countries. Then we could use the resources at hand, to go entirely to space travel and medicine, leaving only mior funds for everything else, we could elongate the life span, and go out into space, and colonize other planets, we could make easier voyages with elongated life, although it may still take a few lifetimes to reach far away. Eventually we'd take over the Galaxy, and have something like the Empire, in Star Wars! It's so simple! I must stop them!! WARN THE PEOPLE!!!!