The Obscure

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SEVEN DEADLY SINS
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? um............I don't know, probably elena
2. What is your weapon of choice? My shovel
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? nah, not actually hit.
4. How about of the same sex? of course
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Idk, I'm oblivious to most things
6. What is your pet peeve? Hypocrisy
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I normally forget after a day or so

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? hm....yeah I suppose flossing would be mine as well. that or breathing.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I once fell asleep at ten am and woke up at nine am the next morning.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: hm...nah, can't think of any. I haven't hung out with jason in a while, I guess that counts.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "My mom told me to be home at (whatever rounded time is closest) so I gotta go" when I don't want to talk to someone or something.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Yeah, back in the day when I could watch tv in the living room when I couldn't sleep.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? um, saturday. at karate
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I've never partaken in the snooze button. because I can't stand my alarm, and to hear it again, would be terrible!


GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Dr. pepper!
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? I'm going to assume that you screwed up there, so I erased the vegetarians part. and I prefer dark
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? eh, I've never counted
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? haha, yes, aaaaall the time
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yeah, I'm very unhealthy I need to eat alot more and better so I don't die soon.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? spicy all the way. Oh! Muy Picante!
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? every day!

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? well, uh, *counts* I guess maybe, like, 2 or 3. yeah, changing in the public pool locker room is no fun.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? haha, I don't know, It's not like a broadcast it over the internet...heh..heh.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? I'm not going to answer that, for reasons I cannot state
4. Have you "done it"? no haha, although it's not like I've had the choice.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? we can have favorites?!
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? well, no.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? I get tested for pregnancy like, bi-weekly


GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? not a one, and I never will
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? store? you can have a store?
3. If you had one million dollars, what would you do with it? Buy a pretty big house, alot of computer stuff, and video games, and live on it for the rest of my life, with my family.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich, all the way
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? yeah, I'd use the bucks to create my own excitement!
6. Have you ever stolen anything? nothing of any value, maybe a sign of something
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? like, 20


PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? I got nothing.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I don't thik they are proud of me haha
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? get a comic going, maybe start a publishing company
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? I don't believe I ever have.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? I almost never enter contests. man I'm a loser!
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? not once
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? nothing at all


ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends' would you most want to have for your own? um, I guess dave's computer.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? haha, I don't know, probably dave or tim or joe, because anything they did'd be fine with me
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? sandra bullock
4. Have you ever been cheated on? probably. but if so, it wouldn't have counted for anything.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? haha, yeah there is pretty much nothing I like about me. but that's gladdening, because if I did like things about me, then I would think myself conceited, and then get upset about that.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? um, it's never really come up haha
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? why the hell would I?