The Obscure

[my name is]: John, but there are some who call me Captain Mchaggis-dancy-man. (that's actually the whole name they call me, even this paranthesied phrase is part of the name, it takes a while when doing attendance.)
[in the morning i am]: Undead.
[all i need is]: Love, ba-dadadada
[love is]: the most powerful force in the universe
[if i could see one person right now]: lauren, of course
[i'm afraid of]: I'm wrong, that all I believe in and hope for is wrong, incorrect, that sort of thing.
[i dream about]: crazy things! one time, I dreamed that I was in a helicopter and it dropped me on this giant mushroom and all the leaves around it set on fire.
[pictured your crush naked?]: No need, I have everything I could possibly want just holding her in my arms.
[actually seen ur crush naked]: haha, nope
[been in love]: and how!
[cried when someone died]: nope, but I don't remember that ever happening.
[drank alcohol]: yeah, but I've never made a habit of it.
[lied]: No. Not once, ever.
Which One?
[coke or pepsi]: Pepsi. *sigh*
[flowers or candy]: candy of course, how could you eat a flower? well, there are those edible flowers. but those aren't delicious.
[scruff or clean shaven]: "Quit shaving your legs marge, I wanna see 'em all gross and furry!"
[tall or short]: is what I prefer or what I am? I am average, and I don't really care haha. but if you want to get into what I prefer, 5'5" exactly!!
[what do u notice first?]: eh? I guess probably any opinion stating shirts or buttons.
[last person u slow danced with: I don't believe I've ever partaken in "slow"dancing.
[ best question to ask]: what in the hell are you talking about?
Who...
[makes u laugh the most: idk, all of my friends
[makes you smile]: everyone.
[gives u a funny feeling when u see them]: an actually humorous feeling? or a lovey-silly feeling
[has a crush on u?]: Lauren. Or at least that's what I've been told. and by all means I hope it's so, because I'm helpless for her.
[easier to talk to: boys or girls?]: eh, no matter betwixt.
Do You Ever...
[sit on the internet all day waiting for someone special to I.M. you?]: No, I have a friggin timer
[save aol/aim conversations]: nah, unless something reeeeeaally awesome is said.
[wish you were a member of the opposite sex]: sure, I don't care what anyone says, girls have it easier. they only have more natural pains because they have it sooooo much better otherwise.
[cried because of someone saying something to you]: when I was little and my dad would yell at me in spanish. it wasn't because of what he said, he's just so imposing when he's pissed.
Have You Ever...
[fallen for ur best friend]: Yep! well one of my best friends, I'm not like, smooching dave or tim. well not often.
[been rejected]: I've never really had the chance.
[rejected someone]: Not that I know of.
[used someone]: Not purposefully.
[been cheated on]: hm, I don't know. if so, it didn't really count, and it was a long time ago.
[done something u regret]: I've done almost nothing I don't regret
Who Was The Last Person...
[u talked to on the phone]: um, dave
[hugged]: sam rogers!
[u instant messaged]: lauren, man, I'm such a girl
[u laughed with]: dave and taylor
Do You...
[color ur hair]: Not once, but I would like to make it abundantly clear to certain people, who have, that their hair looks beautiful now, as it will in the future, and always has in the past. that's right, dave
[ever get off the damn computer]: haha, I didn't mean to upset you, survey
[habla espanol]: You know, everybody has been answering these in spanish, but I don't wanna, so I'm just gonna answer en ingleis, via con dios, mi amigos.
Have You//Do You//Are You?
[smoke]: have, never again
[obsessive]: about certain things
[could u live without the computer?]: I could live, but, why?
[how many peeps are on ur buddylist?]: 119, but they're mostly people I hardly know, and people with a few SNs
[what's your favorite food?]: Burritos of course
[whats ur favorite fruit?]: Pomegranate.
[drink alcohol?]: have, probably will again, but never a habit
[like watching sunrises or sunset]: I like both, but I rarely see either
[what hurts the most? physical pain or emotional pain?]: Emotional in an every day sense, but I'm sure if someone were torturing me in ways imaginable, I would rather take emotional.
[trust others way too easily?]: I don't really mistrust people I actually know.
Final Questions
[i want]: To see lauren right now before I stab my eyes out from lovesick loneliness.
[i wish]: I had some instantaneous transport machine
[i love]: Lauren, more than air!
[i miss]: Lauren, and I saw her yesterday, and I'm talking to her right now haha, but I'm so effeminate that I don't care. I cast aside the normal braces of modern society! I miss her, like a child lost in the supermarket misses their parent!!
[i fear]: you already asked that at the beginning, I'm adding to my old answer though, I'm scared of water.
[i hear]: my ancient computer ticking
[i wonder]: if pogs are still popular in canada
[how do u know its love?]: I don't have time to decide if it is or not, I'm too busy obsessively thinking about my love.