The Obscure

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//name; Johnnybo
// birthday; (TAYLOR!!) 7/24/87 (does anyone else find it really hard to remember the exact date of their birthday? I know "july 24th" but when it's all number like that, and the year, and stuff, man!)
// nationality; Puerto (taylor!!) Rican, predominately, but also a dash of irish, and other things
// screen name; GarthakQ
// hair length; the largest uniform portion goes to about the small of my back (TAYLOR!!), and the rest slopes down from a little below my chin, to that length, it's all about a foot long
// hair color; brown/black
// eye color; always get the impression that they are slightly greenish, but no one ever believes me
// piercings; ...um...*runs off*
// tattoos; I want to tattoo a shirt on myself, so I will never have to change. (taylor!!) I'll have to vary the people I see from day to day though, or else they will question why I wear the same shirt all the time

favorites!
// color; sex! (I had to throw that in)
// perfume; whatever appley stuff lauren always wears, that get's stuck in my head. I didn't know smells could do that! (taylor!!)
// t.v. show; simpsons (the older ones), family guy, futurama, mst3k, I dunno, alot (taylor!!)
// movie; my current FAVORITE movie is...I guess the one I have put the most thought about lately is Memento.(taylor!!) it's a bitchin one
// band/singer; jethro tull, grateful dead, bane (dave and joe kinda got me hooked), ltj, not their newer stuff as much) ac dc, zeppelin, beatles, I dunno, those are in no particular order by the way, just saying as comes to mind. there is more, but to save time I am not writing all of them, I find it more economic to write a paragraph describing the way in which I conserve space and energy.
// subject; hm...english. I think this is the first time I have given a legitamate answer to a question like that on a survey.
// fruit; mangos, or kiwis *measures imaginary wieghts in hands (taylor!!)*
// month; ...febtober
// season; early spring, when it is drab, and moist, but cool.(taylor!!) The kind of weather new england is renowned for, the kind that makes big hair go flat and white skin look pasty. I love it, cause I have neither of those.
// holiday; christmas, of course. I cannot imagine anyone avoiding all mainstream organized religions enough to not have christmas, it's just so fun, not even for the christian part, family and new stuff, (taylor!!) and lots of food, who can deny that?
// saying; "that's what she said!"

do questions!
// do you believe in love at first sight? How about, love at first sight, in retrospect? because, the situation I have is peculiar. I remember gradually growing feelings for lauren, yet I also remember somehow subconciously avoiding nurturing relationships with other girls in anticipation of a growing relationship with her, (taylor!!) although I hardly knew her till like a year and a half ago, that was kinda going on for two and a half years or so. Or maybe I'm just ugly and self deluding. haha.
// do you get along with your parents? yes, I love my family so much, even though I get in spats with them alot. Because I know no matter how much I screw up, and fail, and be a dick, they will feel guilty (taylor!!) enough to let their family member sleep in their garage someday.
// do you think about suicide? not anymore
// do you drink? No
// do you do drugs? No
// do you smoke? No, and I'm going to elaborate on this and the two predescessors to this question. I don't use any mind altering substances because, first of all, Lauren told me not to (I'm so whipped) and second of all, because I get addicted to things way (taylor!!) to easily and I don't want to do that, and third of all, I have seen where that can take people, and thusly am avoiding it, because no matter how much you say "that won't happen to ME" you have to know that everyone else said that before they got knocked up,
// do you think you have multiple personalities? I think I do, actually, this is the more casual form of john answering these questions now, sometimes I get more bitchy, and sometimes I get depressed, (taylor!!) and sometimes I get...ass-like. I like this one the best. The point is, I get unexplainable emotions and it makes interactions with other people entirely different, I could be a whole different guy one day then I was the last. It's wierd.

have questions!
// have you ever smoked? hm, I'm going to answer the rest of the questions I find akward to answer with the word "fantango" because I know (taylor!!) certain people of a mom-ish nature will read this. Fantango
// have you ever done drugs? fantango
// have you ever drank alcohol? fantango
// have you ever gotten drunk? fantango
// have you ever made out with just a friend? fantango
// have you ever used someone? Nope! *big happy grins*
// have you ever been used? probably, I'm an oblivious guy, but used to what end? (taylor!!)*starts a series of mystery novellettes*
// have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have? hm....I don't know, because the way my mind works has shot down any ideas of actually getting someone, so I have never known if I had any chances. I'm lucky lauren somehow destroyed the star troopers gaurding my brain death star, and rescued the princess leia of my self esteem

best questions!
// best person to talk to; all o' my chums. Although I love talking to all of them, I'd have to say tim and ryan are tied, tim, because he can relate his ENTIRELY DIFFERENT life situations to mine and help out somehow, (taylor!!) and ryan....because he is a smart as god on crack.
// best relationship; I think our whole little crew is just one giant person, and we amuse ourself
// best feeling; drying off with a warm towel. oh! and this one time when we were watching a movie somewhere, I think at a lockin or something, (taylor!!) me and lauren were sitting on this couch, facing the tv, and she fell asleep in my arms for a coupla minutes. That was the best, cause..I dunno, it was just blissful.
// best thing in the world; gopher holes
// best stuffed animal you own; spotty (taylor!!) squishy red bear colón
// best thing that happened to you yesterday or today; saw alot of my chums at taylors (doesn't count!) house.

last questions!
// last time you cried? when I was eight, I impaled my hand with a knife.
// last movie you saw in a theater? "the incredible hulk" or as I like to call it, "the QUITE credible hulk" haha, or how about this, "the most dreadable bulk" hahaha, or maybe, maybe, "the hangdangable hooplah"! wait that last one sucked. (taylor!!) It was a pretty good movie though.
// last movie you rented? I think...the ring, haha
// last movie you bought? carwash angels 2 (hehe, that's porn! seriously though, I have never purchased a movie, (taylor!!) it's odd kinda)
// last song you listened to? some bane thing
// last song you downloaded? a song by phillis willis' band, I forget what it's called
// last tv show you watched? king of the hill
// last song that was stuck in your head? ............................shake a leg, by ac dc
// last person you were thinking of? taylor, actually. By the way, he said to mention him alot in this thingy, so I'm gonna throw him in here and there, maybe even go back to the beginning and stuff. let's see if you can find them, it's a game. Count all the ones you find, then email me at my contact link, and send me the number, if you are right, you win a free oven mitt! also, you get a second oven mitt if you tell me what the first oven mitt's quote was from.
// last person you talked to; lauren/leah
// last person you hugged; taylor (this one doesn't count, it is an answer, I will maybe give you some leeway if you say it as part of the answer though)
// last person you kissed; oh that's a toughie, all the people I kiss...hm....HMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....I guess the last one I can (taylor!!) remember DEFINATELY was lauren, but really, your guess is as good as mine, they all blend together. *prepares to be beaten with sticks by incredible hulk-esque lauren*
// last person you went to eat out with; ....taylor (this one also doesn't count, it's a legitamate answer. NO LEEWAY FOR THIS ONE, EITHER!) and dave.
// last person you slow danced with; again, another toughie..hm.......*thinks for several minutes* I'm just gonna go with "lauren" again she's the only defined face I can pick out in my crowd of slowdance memories
// last person you yelled at; LEAH! I'll kill (taylor!!) her someday!!
// last person you called; timly
// last person who called you; daveypoo
// last person who made you smile? lauren/leah (they are on the same comtuper [I mispelled that on purpose])
// last person who made you laugh? joey joe joe
// last person who said they loved you? lauren hehe


love and relationships!
// who is your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? jeff, unnofficially. (taylor!!) and lauren, but she is just a side dish for the main course, which is jeff.
// what do you first notice in the opposite sex? EARS! I finally figured it out today, I notice ears! I think that earings are the most attractice of jewelries. they look so elegant, and frame the rest of the face, and everything. Haha.
// are you currently in love? yes, (taylor!!) as far as I can tell, this is love, or at least the closest to it I have ever felt
// first crush; girl named faith. me being the pansy I am never spoke more than ten words to her. haha
// last crush; am I dead? I guess my last, and current one, (taylor!!) would have to be jeff. he's only a slight lead from lauren though
// first love; literature. and gaming
// ideal date; I don't want a "date" I want to be able to wake up, around 11, shower, and dress in comfortable clothes (nothing fancy or any crap like that) get in a mediocre car, drive a little ways, pick up my love, and go to a coffee shop with her, get some espresso or something. I am so effeminate, god it freaks me out. (taylor!!) By the way, all those questions where I said something derogatory about my feelings for lauren were just to tease her, I actually love her enough to kill a moose. cyall later!