The Obscure

stupid lauren is making me do this survey *sigh* ah well. I'm just gonna get it over with fast to spite her.





+ 001. name : John
+ 002. nicknames : Johnny
+ 003. sex : Yes please! (oh come on, you were just begging for that one)
+ 004. birthday : 4/31/54 (haha, I'm a liar)
+ 005. age : according to my birthday...49
+ 006. star sign : boobs
+ 007. place of birth : middleboro
+ 008. current residence : bridgewater, yo'
+ 009. hair color : black/brown
+ 010. eye color : I still think they are green!
+ 011. height : I think I might be like 6 feet tall, I don't know
+ 012. writing hand : I can write with my right, and draw with both

____BODY ILLS + SKILLS
+ 013. do you bite your nails : no, kelly's grooooooss!! haha, just kidding sillypants
+ 014. can you roll your tongue : yes (hehe)
+ 016. can you raise one eyebrow at a time : yep, I practice in front of a mirror
+ 017. can you blow smoke rings : yep! well, no not really, I just wanted to be like gandalf
+ 018. can you blow spit bubbles : nopearoo, Although I don't really want to it's kinda gross
+ 019. can you cross your eyes : yeah, but only to shoot lasers
+ 020. colored hair : not that you can see. (get it?)
+ 021. tattoos and where : hehe, keep it clean survey
+ 022. piercings and where : I revert you to answer 21
+ 023. do you make your bed daily : I have a couch, not a bed
+ 024. what goes on first bra or underwear :I don't wear bras! but as long as there are no follow up questions, of course underwears.
+ 025. which shoe goes on first : it varies (unrelated joke, on a scale of one to ten, I am REALLY drunk)
+ 036. speaking of shoes, have you thrown one at someone : yeah, but not in anger haha
+ 037. how much money is usually in your wallet : not much, when I have alot of money I use a altoids can or something.
+ 038. what jewelry do you wear 24/7 : ...let's not get into that
+ 039. whats sexiest on a guy: long curly blond hair, *looks endearingly at jeff*
+ 040. whats sexiest on a girl: hm...I dunno, but lauren always seems to hit it right
+ 041. would you rather be on time and look ok or late and look great: I don't care
+ 042. do you twirl your spagetti or cut it : BURN IN HELL!
+ 043. how many cereals are in your cabinet: I don't have a cabinet, thank you for pointing out my poverty, dick.
+ 044. what utensils do you use eating pizza : utensils? are you calling me gay?!
+ 045. do you cook: of course I wang..cook....cook wang.

____GROOMING
+ 046. how often do you brush your teeth:thrice a day!
+ 047. how often do you shower/bathe: twice a day, usually
+ 048. how long do these showers last: half an hour to an hour
+ 049. hair drying method : towel
+ 050. do you paint your nails : no, and I don't get why girls do! it doesn't make sense!
+ 051. do you swear : yeah, I try not to overly though
+ 052. do you mumble to yourself : mumble? I yell to myself, I have full conversations with myself aloud. In school I am known as the ghost, and I am worshiped by the dyslexics. See I can say stuff about dyslexics, cause they can't read it!
+ 053. do you spit in public : every day!
+ 054. do you pee in the shower : no haha, I have to stand in there!
+ 055. in the cd player : are you saying what is in my cd player? because that is...hm...neil young
+ 056. person you talk most on the phone with : lauren, I don't really see a need to talk with other people
+ 057. what color is your bedroom : white, and blue haha
+ 058. do you use an alarm clock : I try, but I hit it with things and unplug it alot
+ 059. name four things or people you're obsessed with : Closed doors, showering, writing, sandra bullock
+ 060. have you ever skinny dipped with the opposite sex : I've..never skinny dipped ever. Wouldn't the first question have to be "have you ever skinny dipped?"
+ 061. ever sunbathed in the nude : no haha, wow that would be wierd.
+ 062. window seat or aisle : never tried either
+ 063. whats your sleeping position : I dunno, wherever I land
+ 064. what kind of bed do you like : my couch haha
+ 065. in hot weather do you use a blanket : yep, every time
+ 066. do you snore : yes, like a buzzsaw filled with angry loud hamsters
+ 067. do you sleepwalk : no, dave does haha, oh it's funny
+ 068. do you talk in your sleep : DITTO! wow that's cool
+ 070. how about the light on : yeah, or the window open for light to shine in, cause I'm scared of the dark haha
+ 071. do you fall asleep with the tv or radio on : never, what losers do that?

____WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
+ 072. had sex : every day
+ 073. were kissed or kissed someone : just now, dave is an animal
+ 074. watched bambi : the...porno?
+ 075. cried : when dave beat me last night
+ 076. talked on the phone : uh...eight years ago
+ 077. read a book : a long time ago, much to my chagrin
+ 078. punched someone : just now
+ 079. where do you see yourself ten years from now : dead
+ 080. who are you gonna be married to and where: a starfish, in the ocean, duh
+ 081. how many kids do you want to have : starfish lay alot of eggs.
+ 082. your profession : professional starfish marrier
+ 083. future school : dancy pants U

____MUSIC
+ 090. is music important to you : yeah, I guess, it relieves boredom and stuff. (dave sucks)
+ 091. do you sing? : nope, I hate my voice.
+ 092. what instruments do you play? : I play bongos kinda, my dad taught me to
+ 094. what do you think of Eminem : I think he has talent, I guess, but his entire persona, and career are fabricated processed media bullsh*t.
+ 095. in your opinion, what band is the best of all time? : um, well, jethro tull I guess is third, valhalla and dingus are tied for second. then there is 616 in first haha.

____DO YOU LIKE
+ 096. pop music : meh
+ 097. rock music : not really contemporary popular rock, that stuff blows
+ 098. punk music : yeah I guess, not the current fad punk though
+ 099. rap music : meh
+ 100. hip-Hop/RB : there is some coolass r+b out man, you gots to check this
+ 101. country : sometimes
+ 102. jazz : booyeah grandma
+ 103. classical : sometimes
+ 104. new age : meh
+ 105. hardcore : actually, yes, cause dave and joe listen to some of it alot, and it's quite enjoyable
+ 106. indie rock : I'm going to answer that question with a resounding "dave sucks!"
+ 107. emo : haha