The Obscure

1) If you could eat one person who would they be? Jenna Jameson. Not on innuendo, I actually want to devour her flesh.
2) Who's the sexiest man in hollywood? Mel Gibson, DUH!
3) Which coldcut is the most sensual? I like to staple two slices of ham together, and slather them with mayonnaise and... well I won't get into it.
4) Inner ear infections, athlete's foot, or Ghangis Khan? Psh. What kind of question is that? The answer is obviously the square root of kicking your ass.
5) Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was having sex with the road-cross-o-bot
6) Come out with one secret right now that most people don't know about you: I have a birthmark in the shape of a 5-headed turky on my ass.
7) Are you attracted to women? ...Yes, I think. Or am I really? So many questions!
8) Would you name your kid Fallopian Tube for a million dollars? I'd name my kid fallopian tube for a sandwich, I love german monks!
9) Who shot Alexander Hamilton? I did, but it was out of self defense.
10) Would you rather take out or eat out? I love to Eat Out *wink*

And one more...

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? John Paul Colon
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? They are raggedy kinda greyed jeans
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The Grateful dead, bo'
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Uh...Boigah king.
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Sexy *Steamy smile*
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Pretty warm considering...
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Lauren and Teddy, and this little guy Shane.
9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? The Booty.
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? I got it from kelly's site...so no.
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I'm alright, I get to see Lauren today! Wee!!
12. FAVORITE DRINK? Fresca baby, you can all go to hell.
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? I like Rum, I think. That's only cause I've smelled it and one time when I was younger I dipped my finger in some that we had for cooking and tried it and it was Ok. But I never want to drink, I've seen to many lives ravaged by that. GO PACKERS!!
14. FAVORITE SPORT? uh.. Eating...Pancakes...
15. HAIR COLOR? Dark Brown
16. EYE COLOR? brown with a little green. I'm never going to forget that greenish-ness.
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? I hate all people who wear contacts...EVER!
18. Siblings? Two sisters. Hooray for sisters!
19. FAVORITE MONTH? August, it's just hot in august, I like it.
20. FAVORITE FOOD? I like good steak, like some good quality london broil I think is my favorite food.
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? We watched Tommy Boy in english class yesterday haha.
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Hm...I like Lauren's Birthday a lot, but I dunno if that'll hold up, I've only seen one.
23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Oh No! If I like somebody that way I ask them out in seconds, I tell them what's what right away. (haha, that's funny because it's the exact opposite. Or 'ossopite' as I like to say.)
24. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer ahoy!
25. HUGS OR KISSES? I just like to hug someone with my lips. Like, just wrap my ghetto lips around a girls entire body, like some kind of Love Sleeping Bag. I'm the love camper!
26. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Well, we all know how much of a slut kelly is. Ha... No I like relationships better, it gives you more things to try out. *wink* ha... I'm so lonely.
28. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? they can't write back...this is a blog. Stupid.
29. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? That dirty jew. *shakes fist*
30. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? That dirty... Tim. *shakes fist*
31. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? I live with my sister lena and my parents and two kitties!
32. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? I'm currently reading "Cancer Ward" By Alexander Solzhenitsyn. Awesome novel.
33. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? a mouse period. Ha... that was gross.
34. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Chess, or scrabble.
35. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Ooooh I'll never tell! *covers up mouth with hand*
36. FAVORITE SMELLS? Lauren's hypnotic apple stuff. And "Nak Chamba" <-incense
37. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? I can touch YOUR tongue with my tongue. HA!
38. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Books that I've read. and songs.
39. PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? Crazy kettle corn. Lauren tricked me into liking it.
40. FAVORITE CAR? Taylor's Face! HA!
41. FAVORITE FLOWER? Um...the budding flower of a young woman of my fancy. (I like her better when her legs bloom. HIYO!)
42. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? like six, and two are mine.
43. CAN YOU JUGGLE? nope, I lack all motor skills.
44. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Anyday but goddamn stupid mother-lovin tuesday.
45. RED OR WHITE WINE? I like red wine, is that bad? WELL SHUT UP!!
46. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Punched kelly right in her gimp face!
47. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? No, I was playing xenosaga and this guy in it "ziggurat 8" (ziggy for short) was a donor just because he wanted to die for a reason. and he was suicidal in life and then he died, and because he was a donor they took his body and turned him into a cyborg and made it so he can't kill himself or die on purpose, so he's been alive for like 1000 years and he can never die as much as he wants to, and he keeps on applying for really deadly mission but beating them because he is so good and he isn't allowed to fail because of his programming. No, I'll never be a cyborg, NOT JOHN COLON!!!
48. LIFETIME GOALS? Get a book or graphic novel published, and have two kids (at least)
49. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? "Who's this chick?!"