The Obscure

1. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others? Eyes, all the way. Plus, if a nose looks like it should be poked, I like to poke it.
2. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president? Hell no, they'd screw up everything! Dogs would tapdance, cats would sail in giant oceans of butter! It would be madness!! To be honest though I doubt I would, just because all of the women I know about who are in politics irritate me, don't ask me why.
3. Would you marry for money? Probably, depending on how much money and how hot the wife was, and whether or not a rich hot woman would marry me.
4. Have you had braces? Not once!
5. Do you pluck your eyebrows? Not that I know of, but I may at night when I'm not paying attention.
6. Do you ever cut or hurt yourself? I hurt myself all the time, accidentally.
7. When was the last time you had a hickey? Uh...
8. Could you live without a computer? yeah I guess, it wouldn't be uber-fun though.
9. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc...? AIM haha.
10. If so, how many people are on your list(s)? 50
11. If you could live in any past time period, which would it be? I dunno, maybe pirate days, I would like to be a pirate, I dunno if I'd be a good pirate though, we'd have to see. Also, cowboys are cool.
12. Do you drink enough water? I don't drink water on a consistent basis, most of the water I ge permeates through my skin when I shower.
13. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off? wear them, sometimes I wear slipper things though.
14. What is your favorite fruit? Kiwi!
15. Do you eat wheat bread or white? Potato bread all the way baby.
16. What is your favorite place to visit? a convenience store mens room.
17. What is the last movie you saw? Pirates of the Carribean. (Ca-ri-be-un..you stupid, stupid people)
18. Do you kiss on the first date? I dunno, I'm usually drunk.
19. Are you photogenic? Hell no, it's the bad skin that does it, the camera flash just reflects of my grease and burns out the eyes of all who look on me.
20. Do you dream in color or black and white? color I think, but people say you CAN'T dream in color. And that's kinda gay.
21. Are you wearing fingernail polish? Why would I wear fingernail polish?
23. Do you have any dimples? I think I might, but I dunno.
24. Do you remember being born? No, I remember watching ER when a baby was born though, it may have been me, I dunno.
25. Why do you take surveys? I only take them when I new one pops up on kelly's site or something.
26. Do you drink alcohol? Not at all.
27. Did you like high school? Meh, I don't LIKE it, but I don't necessarily hate it, if it weren't for the grading thing.
28. What is the most beautiful language? French sucks, and anyone who like sit sucks, AND anyone of french descent sucks, and that includes stupid french-canadian gimps like kelly. Latin is nice though.
29. When you are asleep do you like being kissed awake? It seems like there would be too much morning breath involved to like it.
30. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most? Sunsets, sunrises make me sleepy.
31. Do you want to live to be 100? Sho, I dont really care.
32. Do you think women should be expected to shave their body hair? Nah, I want them all gross and furry (and I get them all gross and furry! YES!)
33. Do you like salty food or sugary food the most? salty, well I actually like spicy, but whatever.
34. Is a flat stomach important to you? Nope, someone usually can't have a nice stomach AND a nice booty, and well...I prefer booty.
35. Do you or have you played with a ouija board? Never, and I never will.
36. Are you loyal? I do my best to be loyal, but I can't really think of a time when disloyalty has been presented as an alternative so I may have been disloyal a whole lot and not have known it.
37. Are you tolerant of other people's beliefs? I try to be, but most of the time they just annoy me so I don't talk to them.
38. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off? Usually on, if they are off I trip on things and die.
39. Do you believe in magic? The card game?
40. Do you have nightmares frequently? Yeah, pretty frequently. I had an effed up dream last night, I was a prince and my father was a king, right, and we were going to have a battle and I wanted to go (for some reason) but he kept on not wanting me to go. So I was gonna sneak on, and I grabbed my sword and stuff, and walked up to the truck where we kept all the horses haha. I opened the door to the truck and saw a whole bunch of horses and was about to take one but my mom called me to talk about something that I don't remember. SO when I got back to the truck AGAIN the only things they had left was a sheep a dog and a lynx, and I couldn't very well ride those. So I just ran to the battle and when I got there my dad was fighting this guy, so I tackled the guy and started punching him in the face and he was just laughing at me and saying, "what are you doing? trying to wake me up?" and all the other warriors were laughing at me and I was very embarassed at my weakness. What a horrible dream.
41. Do you like your nose? Nope, but then I again, I DO own lauren's nose, and I like that.
42. Do you like abstract art? Sometimes, sometimes it get's to abstract or the artist is all pretentious and then I hate it.
43. Do you think you can draw well? Nah, I can doodle ok.
44. Do you listen to music daily? Without Fail!
45. Do you like to watch cartoons? I love to, the majority of shows I watch are cartoons.
46. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real? My parents never deluded me with the lie that was santa claus
47. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet? I don't own a closet, I have 6 pairs of shoes though. I only wear two.
48. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety? I wear my sneakers outside the house, and moccasins inside the house.
49. Do you write poetry? Nah, not really. Just little rants.
50. Do you snore? Yes, very loudly.
51. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides? Pretty much always on my stomach, I just can't fall asleep otherwise, unless I am very very tired.
52. Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler? Poodles suck and you suck.
53. Do you lick stamps? If you replace stamps with trees, then yes.
54. Do you use an electric can opener? I use a rock and a wooden nail.
55. Have you ridden in a hot air balloon? No, and I probably wouldn't want to.
56. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? I think that as much as people say emotional pain hurts more, I think that there are levels of physical pain that emotional pain could not touch sace seperation from righteousness.
57. Do you think balding men should shave their heads? I don't care, who am I to tell people what or what not to shave.
58. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed? Yeah, a couple.
59. Do you prefer a piano or a violin? I dunno, I would prefer PLAYING violin, but listening would be the piano.
60. Are you a sex addict? Lauren is....Nympho.
61. Do you know someone who has cancer? I've known many through my life.
63. Do you hunt? I haven't
64. Do you like fast food, or expensive restaurants? fast food all the way baby.
65. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? I prefer the art museum, zoos smell bad.
66. Do you have a middle name? yeeeeeeeepp
68. Are you tired? Very.
69. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today? No, not yet.
70. Have you ever met anyone off the internet? I couple of people, actually. Not like I just up and talked to somebody online and met them, but there are a lot who I have talked to online before ever seeing.
71. How many phones do you have in your house? Two.
72. How long is your hair? A little bit past my shoulders I guess.
73. Do you get along with your parents? Every day!
74. What color of eyes do you prefer? I dunno, I can't even tell what color lauren's are. They look like a flower. They really do look like a daisy or something you guys have to check it out.
75. Are you a virgin? Uh...Yeeeeeeeeeeeeess
76. What medications do you take? I take naproxen a lot, but that's self medication it's not like prescribed. except I can't take it now so I get huge headaches a lot *shakes fist*
77. What does your bedroom look like? Right now? A complete and utter MESS! *begins to cry*