The Obscure

Down by the river, I shot my baby. Thassa right, you guys can all just deal wid it. Hey y'all, I'm hanging out here with tim. I finally got my computer entirely set up in my room, and it makes me happy because now I can watch TV while I'm online. It may not seem like a big deal to you but it sho nuff is to me. I tell you man, I was really down for the past couple weeks, but last night Lauren fixed me so I'm good now. Huzah!! I found a site where I can buy the "Complete Robert Crumb" books for like twenty bucks a piece. If I start working at that job I think I have, I can buy One a week, and then I'll have Every Single Piece of Robert Crumb's Official Work Ever MADE. I mean, after all there is about 20 Complete Crumbs out. Wow... that's like four hundred dollars... heh heh, It's woith it. I saw a Robert Crumb Pen and Ink drawing on canvas of Every member of the grateful dead on a stage with the words, "The music never stopped" emblazoned above them, and the audience watching them were all skeletons. It was going for like 20,000 dollars. It's so strange, he isn't magnificiently famous, it's just that people who Do know him, are obsessed. He's so good, his sketches are thousands of times better than most contemporary Great Artist's masterpieces. and it makes me sad.

I bought "Neil Young With Crazy Horse- Everybody Knows This is Nowhere" and "The Sex Pistols- Nevermind the Bullocks" on cassete at FYE for 5 dollars apiece. Well to be entirely frank, Lauren bought me the Sex Pistols album, because she has money now from her job, and wouldn't let me not let her buy it for me. Whoa, what a weird sentence.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeelp... time for me to hit the ooooool' dusty trail. Farewell, Admiral Sexbot.