The Obscure

dude, I baby-sat this little girl at my church today. Or rather, I slept in the back seat of a car next to a two year old girl who was also sleeping in her carseat while taylor sat in the front seat and tapped on the sterring wheel for an hour. I got ten dollars. Using this ten dollars and five other dollars I had I got a 25 foot ethernet cable, and now I have my computer internet...ed... permanently.it's great, now I can sit here with my blanket on so I am cozy warm and watch TV and such. It's fantastic, it really is. I want to have Lauren over so we can look at cyber-butt-porn whilst making sweet sweet love all through the night fancy. You know.. like we do.

"What would Zorro do?" *Envisions* BLAM! "Zorrooooooo!!"

See now if you have seen that episode, that quote is very funny. If you haven't, you have no idea what it means. That is a prime example what I like to call a Phantaquote.

Phantaquote: (V/N/ADJ/P) The act or condition of the state of pertaining or existing in relation to that which is an inexplicable quote.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeelp... I'm gonna head on out. See you later.

Neil Young- Rockin in the Free World

There's colors on the street
Red, white and blue
People shufflin' their feet
People sleepin' in their shoes
But there's a warnin' sign
on the road ahead
There's a lot of people sayin'
we'd be better off dead
Don't feel like Satan,
but I am to them
So I try to forget it,
any way I can.

Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world.

I see a woman in the night
With a baby in her hand
Under an old street light
Near a garbage can
Now she puts the kid away,
and she's gone to get a hit
She hates her life,
and what she's done to it
There's one more kid
that will never go to school
Never get to fall in love,
never get to be cool.

Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world.

We got a thousand points of light
For the homeless man
We got a kinder, gentler,
Machine gun hand
We got department stores
and toilet paper
Got styrofoam boxes
for the ozone layer
Got a man of the people,
says keep hope alive
Got fuel to burn,
got roads to drive.

Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world.