The Obscure

So I had a headache at seven o'clock, right? And I figured, I'll take nap for an hour or so to make my headache go away, and then I'll wake up and go online and talk to people, right? So I set my alarm for Nine o'clock, and I go to sleep.

Well, it's two AM now, and I just woke up. Damn my family and there anti-nap shananigans. When I found out who turned off my alarm I'm gonna razzem frazzem and ruckem fruckem and whateve else it is Yosemite Sam was always threatening to do, And BY GUM I'll do it Better!

My head hoits like the dickens, it didn't really get better with my sleep at all. In fact I think it's worse now. what's worse than that is I don't think I'ma get back to sleep anytime soon, which means I'm gonna be a mess all day today. I'm going to Laurens too, I hope I'm not all high with sleep dementia the whole time.
Yeah I'm going to Laurens! I'm wicked excited, apparently she wants to rent some kind of two player fighting video game and "Kick my butt." Now, I'm not trying to be chauvanistic, but girls are worse at everything that ever existed then men are besides cooking and childbirth, and I tell you if a Guy set his mind to it he could beat the record in both. We just figured, let them have their day. cause it's a looong way, it's a looong walk, but she'll find true looooove. And tenderness on the Block.

I was just joking about guys being better than girls *shamefaced* Guys are just more HONORABLE about it. Seriously I remember talking to Lauren and she was saying how she would get all happy when she beats a guy in soccer or something and would try to di it way more than if she was playing a girl. What the hell is that? Guys don't try to kick girls' soccer booties (we like soccer booty!), in fact we avoid it. Because girls are small, fragile, and if they lose they'll cry and then we'll feel bad. "Be sure to reassure her with a firm, openhanded slap on the rump."
Girls suck, all they do is ruin everything. Ever.

I want a baby, NOW. Seriously, there was this little baby at church named Amber, and I've known this baby for quite some time and it used to be scared of me but now it likes me and me and her and dave and tim played with this big inflatable ball for a long time and she was all cute and little and would run around on her little legs and try to get it before we could, and we of course would let her because, well let's be honest, I could kick that baby's ass if I wanted to.
And I've been thinking a whole lot about teresa when I was younger and stuff, and Garrett is a little kid I know and stuff, and they are just so much better than older people. I think I'm going to keep on having kids, and then "accidentally" throwing them down a garbage shute when they hit like 7. That's when they get annoying, right?

This blog entry is over, I'ma go try and get my sleep on some mo'. Sho nuff wish I coulda talked to Lauren tonight, but APPARENTLY Lena shouldn't wake me up. I'm worser for it you know, I'm gonna have a terrible feelin day.

Weeeeeeelp, see you later, salutations and all that.