The Obscure

Everybody loves kung fu fightiiiing. (doodle-oodle oo doo, do do do) those cats were fast as lightniiiing (doodle-oodle oo doo, do do do) but it was a little bit frighteniiiing (Doodle-oodle oo doo, do do do)They were moving with expert timiiiiing (doodle-oodle oo doo, do do do)
Whoa whoa-oh whooooa
(doodle-oodle oo doo, do do do)
Whoa whoa-oh whooooa
(doodle-oodle oo doo, do do do)

I tell you man, aint nothing like Kung Fu fighting in the morning to get your step slouchy and your arms weak and rubbery; I tell you it may not seem that way, but to ME those are favorable conditions.
Woke up this morning, and along with the statesboro blues I had a terrible sore throat. What am I saying "had"? It's still here, it's getting worse too, I think. It's strange, my tonsils are just swollen you know? That used to happen to me all the time as a child and every time the doctor would say, "Next time this happens we'll have to remove them." or something. It was scary. If I have to get my tonsils removed this time I'll be very upset. I remember in biology class or something they told us what having a tonsilectomy is like, they just reach back in there and cut them off, right? but the tonsils have a lot of blood flow to them, so they have to put a mini-tourniquet on the spot where the wound is, because otherwise you would bleed to death very quickly.
I don't want to have my tonsils removed.
Come to think of it though, I don't want to have anything removed. Well, except for that one thing, but we respectable persons do not hold conversation about THAT.

Long Story Short, though, is that I think I am staying home from school today. It's not like I am Incapacitated, and CAN'T go to school, it's just like; this is the kind of sore throat that makes all other activities miserable. I'd much rather be making activities miserable with ice cream and popsicles in my pajamas than I would at school where everyone hates and conspires against me.
Always watching, and whispering. Someday...

I had a weird dream last night, but now I can't remember what it was. Weee!

At youth group the other night, Lauren's lil' brother Teddy threw a little ball thing they were playing with at me. So I picked up some ball things and chased him down pegged him a coupla times, right? But when he was running he accidentally kicked some dirt up in my right eye, and this little pebble got in there and I couldn't get it out, and my reflexes kept on making my blink which just pushed it further back and cut up my eyelid and stuff. It was a horrible experience, eventually I just had to suck it up, open my eyelid and get the little guy out with my finger. I hate that, it's the worst feeling. So now my eye hurts too. I hope the doctors don't try to remove it.

I am done with this post, mainly because I want to go look at Webcomics and I can't while this window is here. Well I'm sure I could, if I wanted to put "Effort" into it. Screw that.

*Edit*
Wow, I just realized how much I truly hate EVERYONE. Seriously, just flipping through LiveJournals, right? Not anybody I know really just following lil "friends" trails because I'm a loser and have nothing else to do. It's like, every single Girl from my school spends their entire LJ-life trying to get compliments, and every single Guy spends the majority of the time trying to make the girl want to give him access to places normally protected by frilly undergarments. It's retarded, every single guy I see is (in my mind) now a lecherous horrible and materialistic bastard, and every girl is a compliment seeking love-less and faithless whore-bag.
That's just spite, from years upon years of being a loser.
AND WHAT'S MORE! haha. The "cool kids" now are all Pained and Hurty. Like I can't even complain and be whiny about how the world has done me wrong (and it has, see me without a shirt on and you'll question whether or not there is a god. I got nothing going for me) without being another one of those "cool kid" wannabe bastards! I mean, COME ON. What retarded society would reward psychosis to the point where it is a social Icon, to the point where if you haven't Cut yourself, dropped acid, or had scary painful goth sex before in your life you aren't COOL?! Think about it. Just... think about it. We used to institutionalize people with problems. Now THEY are the elite. How the hell am I still a loser? haha.

Yeah, that's all. It's just spite, but who cares? I mean come on, I've spent my entire life on the outside looking in. And now the INside is filled with people who are FAKING being on the outside looking in. Where the hell is the justice?