The Obscure

Hey hey all, Sorry again for all the false promises. The mighty armies of John have taken a mighty blow in the heat of battle, recently. Haha, I am now for the third time in my life (well, second and a half... Make sense of that), completely and officially a bachelor! Also I am once again afforded the unique pleasure of knowing my former lady-love as she does pursue other avenues in life, mutually exclusive to my own. (And By golly, this time I swear off girls for good. Scouts' Honor! *scouts*)
Anyway, I am no longer bitter or depressed about these things (well, not bitter at any rate), instead I have come to appreciate the life I now have, free of obligation, which is pretty cool. It is my current plan in life to do the following...
1. Score High on the upcoming SAT so I have some kind of credential.
2. Drop out of high school, and go for my GED
3. Scene Missing
4. Become a journalist for a local newspaper, rent out an apartment, and create the comic book I've been writing for the past month, eventually become some kind of famous comic revolutionary; and be allowed to marry an apple pie because I am wacky and eccentric. (The idea for the comic book has come to a head really, lately.)

That's my plan now, let's see how it works, eh? See the idea is, it doesn't actually look like it will work. I base this plan on the saying I may have made up myself, but sounds famous, "Four score and seven years ago, a plan set on reality against itself, must fail."
See? It's foolproof.
Anyway, aside from my hopeless daydreaming I have actually gotten some massive inspiration going for doing some of the comic strips I had once promised. I got a whole new intro to the main storyline that nobody knows about. Why do I talk about these things on here? *sigh*
Right, so the point of that last paragraph was this: Expect a comic posted on THIS BLOG tomorrow. If I don't finish the one I have going right now (which is more than likely) I have a really terrible back-up filler comic I'll put on here. I know that's not as good but bear with me on this, I'm lazy, and I just found my copy of "The Lost World" on VHS so I think I'm gonna end up watching that tonight instead of doing any work.

Let's get down to the bare bones here, my blog is back in comission. Cassie, I tip my hat to you. To anyone I have offended lately or will offend in the future (which is everybody, but especially that one.) I sincerely apologize; I'm under some stress. Forgive me, all.

Keep an Eye out fo' dem comics, and gimme a swift boot in the luscious patoot if I aint' puttin dem out.

*edit*
I forgot step 1-A: Grow a friggin Beard. I don't know if I can, but dammit I'm gonna try!