The Obscure

I must have written and deleted ten lil' blog entries today. And I'm not done yet!
I'm just sittin here, listening to Oscar D'Leon do his samba thing. I love it, makes me wanna dance. I've been getting gayer and gayer since prom, I think I'm gonna go out clubbing, get myself a nice Cosmopolitian on the rocks and show off my moves, you know what I'm saying, baby?

I've been drawing like Moe lately, I'm sure you are all interested in that. Oh wait no you're not, I'll change the subject.
I've been watching a lot of movies lately, right now Terminator 2 is on again, this will be the fourth time I've seen it in the past two months, that's ok though, it's the best movie I have seen in the past half an hour. Number one baby, yeah. I love how it says that the robots are going to take over and nuke russia by 1997. It makes me chuckle, like somebody is tickling me, but I can't see them to tickle them back. Truly that would be a hell on earth. I went for a walk today, think I got like 6 miles or something, pretty good considering I'm lazy and usually can't get myself to walk to the other end of the house, let alone 6 miles in the boinen sun.
I'm just playin, the sun weren't boinen too bad.

I'm supposed to be cleaning right now. Ha, like I'll finish that. HA!
No I will, I just got annoyed after finished the dishes so I am taking a short break. It's ok though, because I have attained a state of nirvana. I now exist as a golden cloud, floating high above the earth in a state of ultimate oneness, the antithesis of antithesis.
Cali, Cali, Cali, Me Voy Pa' Cali
Cali, Cali, Cali, Me Voy Pa' Ca-ah-li

I wish I could speak spanish, and play bongos, and then start a latin jazz band and we could call ourselves "The Samba Swingers" and we'd play in every spanish club and bar in the northern canadian territory.
That's what I get for being lazy and ambitious. Nothing.

My mum cracks me up, we were watching T2 just now, and I go, "I love that Arnold is the governor of California" and she goes, 'He's the Governator." and I laughed like mad. I know it's kind of obvious, but that's the perfection of it! My mum, she could be more clever than I could ever be with a wave of her hand, she is vastly superior to me in the brain-smarts; but she whips out these puns by the second and they make me laugh with their punnitude.
Maybe it's just me, but you guys suck.

*dances the la coca bongo*
Yes I know that wasn't grammatically correct in either language, but... heck let's just leave it as is, why not?

I think sometime next weekend I'll turn this site into a comic site too. Yeah, sure I will. *shifts nervously*

I guess this blog update is over. Sorry to bore you all with my... bore-ivity.

Quote: Vagina junction, what's your function? Takin in sperm, and spittin out baaaaaabies!

(The Author apologizes for the crassness of the quote. Listen, I'm only the middle man.)