The Obscure
Welcome, one and all, to the incongruent ravings of an inferior mind!Tuesday, June 15, 2004
Last night as I got home about a half past ten
There was the woman I thought I knew
In the arms of another man
I kept my cool, I ain't no fool
Let me tell you what happened then
I packed some clothes and I walked out
And I ain't going back again
So take a letter Maria (bwa da da da da), address it to my wife
(bwa bwa bwa, ba ba)
Say I won't be coming home (ba ba), gonna start a new life
(bwa ba bwa ba)
So take a letter Maria (bwa da da da da), address it to my wife
(bwa bwa bwa, ba ba)
Send a copy to my lawyer (ba ba), gotta start a new life
(bwa ba bwa ba)
You've been many things but most of all a good secretary to me
And it's times like this I feel you've always been close to me
Was I wrong to work nights to try to build a good life
All work and no play has just cost me a wife
So take a letter Maria (bwa da da da da), address it to my wife
(bwa bwa bwa, ba ba)
Say I won't be coming home (ba ba), gonna start a new life
(bwa ba bwa ba)
So take a letter Maria (bwa da da da da), address it to my wife
(bwa bwa bwa, ba ba)
Send a copy to my lawyer (ba ba), gotta start a new life
(bwa ba bwa ba)
When a man loves a woman it's hard to understand
That she would find more pleasure in the arms of another man
I never really noticed how sweet you are to me
It just so happens I'm free tonight
Would you like to have dinner with me
So take a letter Maria (bwa da da da da), address it to my wife
(bwa bwa bwa, ba ba)
Say I won't be coming home (ba ba), gonna start a new life
(bwa ba bwa ba)
So take a letter Maria (bwa da da da da), address it to my wife
(bwa bwa bwa, ba ba)
Send a copy to my lawyer (ba ba), gotta start a new life
(bwa ba bwa ba)
So take a letter Maria (bwa da da da da), address it to my wife
(bwa bwa bwa, ba ba)
Send a copy to my lawyer (ba ba), gotta start a new life
(bwa ba bwa ba)
Heh heh, Anyone who's heard that song gets it.
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