The Obscure

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Friday, July 30, 2004

 
Flappin' deuce man, flip-flappin deuce. I don't know what to say here, honestly. Could someone tell me? Cause I don't have a clue.
Utterly clueless, a pirate's life for me. (Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum)

How's everybody doing today? T'was my last day of school, to celebrate I am going to spend the day as a ghetto pirate. Yarr, that's tight.
I changed my mind, I'm going to be a space pirate from Eurodeluasia.

So I woke up this morning with the news that my little sister had gotten picked up by the cops. Apparently some teenage girls had broken into the Clubhouse at Waterford village at like 4 A.M. and Lena, Liz, Lauren, and Lellen (I added an L to Ellen to keep the alliteration flowing) were apparently out jogging at like 5 A.M. So the cops were cruisin' around, trying to find a flock of teenage girls, when they found the L-Name Avengers and brought them into the station. So my mom wakes me up at 7 saying, "I just got your sister back from the police." and then I got up and scrumbled--(I sincerely doubt the existence of the word "scrumbled" but it's the only way to describe how I did it)--I Scrumbled out of bed and got myself some coffee; and then scrumbled off to school and spent an hour listening to the chain-smoking lesbians talk about how they always forget to shave their legs and how tongue rings bring excitement into a relationship.  Now, after scrumbling back home and spending about half an hour scrumbling my bowels because my weird hernia thing is making me all...w acked out in the digestive-smahts (You know what I mean), I am about to scrumble off to the shower, where I shall awake and become the beautiful butterfly that I always dreamed of being.
 
ScrumblepillerScrum-bull-pill-er, n: The act or condition of being that which may or may not scrumble.

What the hell am I talking about, man?
My uncle Ralph's band is playing a show tonight at Tony's Cantina. I am going, methinks. I hope they'll let us in, that's a real shady place though. The band is so good, they make the idea of large black men singing the blues new again! I forget his name, so for the sake of this post I shall call him Derek von McMexican. That's Mex I Can, for the more assertive hispanic individual.
"Can you do it?
Mex I Can!"

Ok, I think I'm gonna go take a shower. Uh oh, my shower is broken, can we fix it?
Mex We Can!
Bob the Builder, smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.

Y'all be takin' care now, y'hear?

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