The Obscure

I am an updating fool. I don't know why I update this site so often, I've given it a lot of thought. Initially I was afraid that it was simple vanity, I like to think that people have an interest in my life, right? But after more thought, I realized that ain't really what it is; I don't know why, I just know that I don't really think anybody wants to read this--if nothing else it is out of a sense of duty to myself, or boredom. I understand that, don't you worry.
Unfortunately, all this does is rule out one of my ideas, I still don't know what my updating drive is.
I had more to write on that subject, but I forgot. The eventual point was that I update my blog so much for two reasons:

Reason 1. To eat up time. I have far too much time and far too little to do with it. I have finished all the webcomic archives I read, and right now I aint havin' any engaging conversations with anybody and have nothing to read, so updating is all I have to do.
 
Reason 2. I need to get my own thoughts in order. I don't really know HOW I think about things till I tell people, and then the ideas just kidna pop out, so updating my blog is like a really cheap and affordable way of "telling people"
 
Reason 3. Poinsetta, P-O-I-N-S-E-T-T-A, Poinsetta. I win the national spelling bee.