The Obscure

Haha, sometimes when it's kind of late at night and there is no one around, my mind still acts like there is more than one person there, and I carry myself accordingly. So for about an hour now I was watching tv and saying things like, "Heh, that was funny." and pointing at the screen as if it were my friend that made a good joke. At the end of King of the Hill I realized that I was doing it, and I thought it was funny and decided to turn it into a blog update.
Man, what a stupid blog update, eh?

I guess I'll write a little more while I am here.
I went to my friend James' birthday party today. He turned 18, hooray! We had some fun, playing mini-golf and such. I think I may consider professional mini-golfing as a career option, I'm damn good with that putter. I haven't hung out with James in a while, so it was fun; and I hadn't seen his parents in like Years, so that was cool too. I forgot how much I like his dad, Blake is the coolest guy.

I went for an eight mile walk today, Tim joined me. I haven't gone for a walk in a few weeks though, so it made my legs hurt really bad. My left knee is so swollen now that I can't even crack my kneecap (which I have always been able to do), it's like it's packed with a lot of Gak. Remember Gak? I don't.
We talked of many things, of (insert something), and Cabbages, and Kings!
I wish I knew the words to that rhyme, it would work a lil' better.

I had some cake earlier, but it had coconut on it. For some reason I don't like chocolate cake when it has coconut in it, though I like both a lot on their own. So I didn't finish the cake, and I feel bad about it, because my Dad loves the cake, and this is one more piece of cake that he will be deprived of. Then again, he's sposda be avoiding Carbs or something, so maybe I'm helping him.
I am the Last Confection Hero. Get it?

Damn, I had something to talk about, but I forgot what it was. Perhaps it will return while I type. It popped into my head when I was talking about cake, but it wasn't directly related to cake; it was just gathered in the Mental Net when I hurled it at the word "cake". Got a coupla sea turtles too.
Get it?
Man, it's really upsetting that I cannot remember what it was that I thought of when I thought about the Cake. God I hate my memory. There was about a minute between thinking about the Cake paragraph and completing it, and I still managed to forget a thought that I could have written several paragraphs about. Seriously, that is ridiculous.

I'm finally free from school again. I know I've spoken of that before, it was like two weeks ago. But the idea hadn't really sunk in again till just now. I can do whatever I want, I don't have school tomorrow. WACKY!
Adult Swim moved it's schedule around, so I didn't get to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force tonight. My life is RUINED.
Luckily for me, the inferior Sealab 2021 had a small portion of Aqua Teen love in it.
"Look how bad I'm beatin' you! Aw, now you're dead. Now I'm desecratin' your corpse."-Meatwad
Meatwad is my closest friend, he'll never leave me.

I don't like watching the News. It horrifies me really badly. Like, it's been on for ten minutes and I've already heard about a good 30 people who have died as a fault of violence or drug abuse in the past week. I can hear about that stuff in conversation, and I can read it and not really care; but hearing one of Lori Dhue's friends talking about it in their prim lil' newscaster voice is thoroughly disturbing.
I saw Lori Dhue the other day. She got a haircut. It doesn't look very good. Different shade of lipstick too, what's up with that? Still says it though, "Hi, I'm Lori Dhue."
I'll never know why it's funny, and frankly, I don't want to know.

Apparently someone stole an entire ATM machine from a Hess station. Is that not amusing? They put cameras in the ATM so that people won't steal the money, so the person just takes the whole machine. They should put a camera behind the ATM too. But then the smarter criminal would steal the entire building. Not only would he have the ATM, but he would have all the delicious and affordable treats contained inside the friendly neighborhood Hess convenience store.
That truly would be a tragedy, a tragedy of Flavor!

Alright, I'm gettin' real tired here. I guess I'll de-pant myself and go to bed.
WAIT! I have something interesting to talk about!
Here goes...

My parents borrowed a copy of "Out of the Silent Planet" by C.S. Lewis. I thought I would finish reading it within an hour or so, but I have to like devote my entire mind to it. It's only 160 pages long but I read it for two hours the other night and am not halfway through yet. C.S. Lewis just put so much stuff in there, I have to read it really closely to digest the entire thing.
That's what happened to me when I read Crime and Punishment. That was hell, that book is mo' lovin' long, bea'. That's also why I haven't gotten all the way through the Brothers Karamazov yet. That book is beyond long. It's like some kind of... Super Long. I'll make up a new word for how long it is... what about... "exceedingly long"!
Yes, that will do nicely.

Anyway, now I am going to bed. Thank you all for your undivided attention. Please pick up a complimentary gift basket of homemade noodles on your way out.
That's good eatin!