The Obscure

Hey hey everyone! I went to my cousin Jon's wedding today, it was also my now cousin-in-law Mariah's wedding, as well, I guess.
It was an indredible ceremony, really breathtaking. I haven't been to a whole lot of weddings, but to me, this one was at least in the top three.
I've only been to three.

The reception was a little bogus, though. I don't like fancy dinners or sitting with people I don't know or being surrounded by a Drunken Wedding Party, all of whom still consider me to be, in nature, a five year old. Unfortunately for me (and others of similiar disposition) all of these criteria were fulfilled.
But for each criterion was an equal and opposite drunken bridesmaid.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, makes all the difference.

Well, not to me. Dan was having a good time, though.

Then Count Bitchula came along and made the entire day suck again, after we all had a relatively good time.

uh... I guess this blog update is done. I don't have a whole lot more to talk about except for things that I shouldn't write. G'bye for now!