The Obscure

1. Kissed your cousin: Every day!
2. Ran away: A couple times throughout my childhood. One time when I was about 4 years old, my older sister had moved out into Boston, and I missed her so I took it into my head to go and find her; I left at 4 A.M., got about halfway down the street before getting scared that my mom was worried about me, and ran all the way home, leapt on her bed and woke her up by saying, "I'll never leave again!".
Or something like that, I don't remember it very clearly.
3. Skinny Dipped: Nope, I'd be embarrassed, and terrified if it wasn't in a pool. Those snakes are killer.
4. Skipped school: No, I've left early when I've had headaches or felt low, before.
5. Broken someone's heart: Not that I know of, and I certainly hope not.
6. Sang kareoke: Yes. It was a horrible experience and I hope never to do it again. I think it was "Ice Ice Baby" and I didn't know any of the words, and whomever I was supposed to do it with chickened out, but all the annoying girls that were there made me do it anyway. That was the worst year of my life, what with all the annoying girls, and the Kareoke. I don't think that's how you spell it, either.
7. Cried when someone died? Yes, I did.
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Too many times. Though after further thought, any is too many. Benny.
9. Broken a bone: Several! I'd go into further detail but I accidentally tripped and got hooked on cocaine.
10. Done something embarrasing: FAR too often, GOD. I'm a walking embarrassment.
11. Done a drug: My MOM reads this site! Shame on you!
12. Cried in school: Nope! I am proud to say. I've come close though, because sometimes some of the girls would cry in school (occasionally through fault of my own, though I did not actually DO anything) and I would get so sympathetic that I would be moved almost to tears. I hate seeing girls cry, it makes me want to start fights with whatever is bad.
WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi, dammit. And I don't care what anyone says about it.
14. Sprite or 7UP: I like Sprite, it's like liquid candy, which I want. Because I want candy, bubble gum or taffy
skip to the sweetshop, with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved, cause I'm a sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
Do it to your daddy, embarrass your own family
just because you came in front of a kid and his candy
I want candy, any kind'll do
it's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
and I'll make a special juice that only I can produce
to power a giant drill, straight into hell
and release the ancient demons from a sleep forever spell
to walk upon the earth, and get re-situated
and hock the diet pills that MC Pee-Pants created
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
it's 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue!

That was all from memory, so excuse any mistakes or weapons of mass destruction.
15. Girls or Guys: I prefer Dogs.
16. Flowers or Candy: Well, I haven't gotten a lot of either, but I prefer GIVING flowers. When I was little and we had a big rose hedge outside (Before my late landlord [god rest his soul] paved over our damn garden)my dad used to come home from work sometimes and cut a rose from the hedge with his pocketknife, and then bring it up to my mom. It's a treasured memory of mine, though I'm not sure even THEY remember it, or if it actually happened.
17. Scruffy or Clean Shaven: Legs? Or Face? I perpetually look scruffy, though I, out of habit, shave pretty much every day. Maybe I just imagine my scruffiness, or it's my hair that makes it look that way. Either way, I think I perpetually look scruffy. I shave daily cause it makes me feel cleaner.
18. Blondes or Brunettes: No thank you. HA! SUCK THAT ONE DOWN!
19. Bitchy or Slutty: Um, I think I'd have to go with slutty. Cause if they are slutty they are bound to be nice, You just have to make it perfectly clear that you are a closeted homosexual. I've found the easiest way is to kiss one of your male friends on the cheek, in greeting.
20. Tall or Short: I'm Tall! Short girls are cute, though. Then again, most of them are short to me.
21. Pants or Shorts: Pants all the way! sometimes though, Dude, I'm up for wearing... shorts.
22. Night or Day: I love night-time, day time is when the light comes to hurt me.
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. What do you notice first: Friendliness! If a young lady is amicable, she instantly wins my (usually plutonic) affections.
24. Last person you slow danced with: You mean attempted to slow-dance with, against my will.
THE LAST TIME YOU...
25. Kissed: Just now I kissed a cupcake. It was like Tim. "Sugarlips", I call him. He calls me cinnamon bun, or something. Or he did once.
26. Showered: El this morning-o.
27. Stepped outside: A little while ago I went to return bottles and get some Ciao. GET IT?!
28. Had Sex: Not once! Hooray for me and my supreme awesome power over my virginity!
RANDOM
29. Romantic memory: Weh.
30. Brothers or Sisters? Lena and Maria, cha cha cha.
31. Person You Dislike Most? Kevin Bacon. Six degrees from my ass.
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: I honestly do not know.
33. On your desk: Which desk? on this one is all my mom's accounting stuff and some computer stuff of mine, and on the red desk in my room I have a TV and some papers and movies, and on the drafting table in my room I have some drawing supplies and some paper and half-finished drawings.
34. Picture on your desktop?: this weird nature composite.
35. Color: I like "olive drab". It's a weird green I wear on occasion, or I wear clothes that go with it but aren't actually it. It's very soothing to me.
36. Movie: The usual suspects, maybe, or the shawshank redemption, or "a new hope", or apocalypse now, or... screw it, there is too many. There are really very few movies I actually DIS-like, because if they are bad, I like their badness, and if they are good, I enjoy the flick. Dig?
37. Artist: Robert Crumb, Bosch, Van Gogh, uh... I don't wanna get into too into it.
38. Cars: Chevy Nova!
39. Ice Cream: I'm not really a huge fan of iced cream.
40. Season: I like every season for different reasons, and I can never pick the superior.
41. Breakfast Food: Pancakes, with some side orders of Meat.
WHO
42. Makes you laugh the most: All my friends do. I don't know how I ended up making friends with the comic geniuses of the world.
43. Makes you smile: Everybody, I smile on instinct. It's a subconscious thing, I want to disarm any emnity towards my person by being friendly. I fail, though.
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: Drawing funny pictures! And making my chums laugh, even if it's at my misfortune. Which is often.
45. Has a crush on you: WHO KNOWS?!
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: So what if I do, Huh? Punk.
47. Who Has it easier, Guys or Girls? I prefer to think that we each have it hard in our own equal and indistinguishable ways, and that neither of us will be able to grasp the other's problems.
48. Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: Everone. I have acid reflux.
HAVE YOU EVER
49. Sat by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: Nope. I'm a boy!
50. Saved AIM conversations: A couple times, I don't remember why though, and I never look at them later.
51. Saved E-mails: Yeah, sometimes, when I need them.
52. Forward secret E-mails: Not once!
53. Wish you were someone else: I wish I was other people, but it's never anyone real, it's either a fictional character from some form of media, or it is a person I make up in my head that I wish I was but know I will never be.
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: Yes. But probably not for the reasons you are thinking.
55. Wear perfume/cologne: Not really.
56. Gone to the store in your jammies: Yes. I'm a girl!
57. Cuddle: I'm a Man, we don't talk of such things.
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: I have before.
59. Fallen for your best friend?: It's "per se". And... maybe?
60. Is missing: *stare*
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: I don't kiss a lot of people.
62. Had sex with two different people in the same day?: Not... consentual...
63. Been rejected: Yeah! Let's get this party started!
64. Been in love?: Who knows?
65. Been in lust?: Yessir, everyone has, I think. But I hate that damn phrase.
66. Used someone?: I don't know, actually.
67. Been used?: Yeah, I think I have. But again, I don't really know.
68. Cheated on someone?: No. I wouldn't, I don't think. It takes me a long time to grow to trust and be comfortable with someone before I can ever sit next to them. Cheating is beyond me.
69. Been cheated on?: I don't think so, not really, but I don't know a lot of things.
70. Been kissed?: Yes'm, I have'm.
71. Done something you regret?: Everyone has, I think.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: Lauren Engley. Don't ask.
73. You talked to?: Drew, he was leaving, I said, "see you later!"
74. You hugged?: Lena!
75. You instant messaged?: Katie W!
76. You called/Called you: Tim, I think.
77. You yelled at?: Lena, probably, or Watts.
78. You thought about?: Watts!
79. Who text messaged you?: I have never had the pleasure!
80. Who broke your heart?: Tim. That insensitive Bastard! The laughs finally stopped, after all our good times.
81. Who told you they loved you?: My mom.
DO YOU...
82. Color your hair?: Nope, never have, never will (maybe.
83. Have tattoos?: Not right now, I plan to in time, but that urge too, may pass.
84. Have piercings? Nope!
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yep!
86. Own a webcam?: Yeah, but the damn thing won't install. Thanks to my Sister and brother-in-law though!
87. Own a thong?: I have an extansive collection of thongs.
88. Ever get off the dang computer?: Oh... cassionally?
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: Wipe that filthy smirk off your face.
90. Habla espanol?:

The Flapjacks McMacMcMahoney Electric Eclectic Keltic Funksylvania Brass Band Trio...Ox- Tu taco es muy taco
Un agua con limon
Calculadora
Un agua con limon
Tito Puente!

Ayyyyyyyeeeeee, Sacapuntas!!

And that's all I remember
91. Quack?: Bite me.
HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
92. Stolen anything?: Not that I can recall!
93. Smoke?: Nope-ski-ree-do-da.
94. Schizophrenic?: Who knows?
95. Obsessive? About certain things.
96. Compulsive?: About certain things.
97. Obsessive compulsive?: Not really, but I also have a problem with open doors, freaky.
98. Panic?: Very Rarely.
99. Anxious?: Constantly.
100. Depressed?: I don't even know anymore.