The Obscure

So the other day, me and my friend Abd Al-Baqi Abd Al-Karim Abdallah Al-Sadun were hanging out at the mall. We were there because Abd Al-Baqi Abd Al-Karim Abdallah Al-Sadun had wanted to pick up a Foghat CD at the FYE of that particular shopping emporium. Abd Al-Baqi Abd Al-Karim Abdallah Al-Sadun and I searched high and low, but we couldn't find it, I guess they were all out of that particular album.
Instead, Abd Al-Baqi Abd Al-Karim Abdallah Al-Sadun suggested that we go to EB to check out the N64 games and see if they had anything with Crash Bandicoot in it that he didn't already own, and though both Abd Al-Baqi Abd Al-Karim Abdallah Al-Sadun and I suspected that he already owned every Crash Bandicoot game in existence, we went anyway, just to pass the time.
We got in there, Abd Al-Baqi Abd Al-Karim Abdallah Al-Sadun looking in the PS1 section, and I looking in the PS2 section for my own mechanical diversions. Suddenly, something caught my eye. I turned to Abd Al-Baqi Abd Al-Karim Abdallah Al-Sadun.
"Abd Al-Baqi Abd Al-Karim Abdallah Al-Sadun," I said, "Come over here, check this out!"
For right there, in plain sight, was Former President John F. Kennedy, ladies and gentleman. (Applause)
I would like to hear another round of applause for my good friend and partner, Abd Al-Baqi Abd Al-Karim Abdallah Al-Sadun. Without ol' Abd Al-Baqi Abd Al-Karim Abdallah Al-Sadun-y, I would never have gotten to where I am today.
Abd Al-Baqi Abd AL-Karim Abdallah Al-Sadun, thank you. You, Abd Al-Baqi Abd Al-Karim Abdallah Al-Sadun, are the wind beneath my wings.