The Obscure

Hey hey ladies and germs. How is everyone doing tonight? Me, well, I'll tell you!

Early one morning, to kill some time
I went to my momma, asked for a lime
She said to me, "Sonny, you best watch yourself
cause 'dese limes ain't comin' off dee shelf."

I did a 180, and fell flat on my face
I said, "Listen here Momma, just give me some space."
I was lost and was burnin'
My world, it was turnin'

and my time was flyin'
my spirit was dyin'.

So I go to ol' comp-tuper
I whip up somefin super
and I say to my momma
"Lookit this g'damn Comma"
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The End.

And that was my day!
I got nothing really to talk about right now, but I figured it would be good for me to update tonight, in commemoration of the update I do basically every night!
Also, though, it is now officially Thanksgiving Day! Hooray for everything!
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. I write about that every Thanksgiving, and this Thanksgiving is no exception.
Or... is it?
The answer, is No.

Anyway! How is everyone tonight? Did I already ask that? No?
Well then, how is everyone tonight? Good? Alright!
Yep.

Anyway.... How is everyone tonight?

See, that's a joke, making fun of me. I only have like, two conversation lines I use. It's like, "So, what's new?" and, "So, how are you?"
You can substitute Anyway for So, they are interchangeable.
Goodnight!