The Obscure

Hey hey everybody, I am totally doing a survey. I'm sorry, I am just not in the capacity to actively think right now, so I am going to (as previously discussed) "totally" do this survey.

------------ THE BASICS------------------
-- Name: John "Funky Gugenheim" Vlad Von Vicdonohugh
-- Birthday: April 33rd, 1875
-- Nicknames: Johnny, Alexander Solzhenitsyn, Professor Jo-Jo Jalopy
-- Favorite band: Jethro Tull, I guess. or Foghat.

-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
-- Pepsi or coke: Fresca, Bitch
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Boigah Ki, baby! McDonald's can get down on all fours and initiate bootlicking!
-- Adidas or Nike: I am wearing Spaldings
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate, boyo. I don't need no honky flavor.

-- Cappuccino or coffee: I like both, I drink a lot of coffee, and I drink a lot of cappucino, I don't think I could pick one I like best.
-----------------DO YOU------------------
-- Smoke: BALM!
-- Cuss: On occasion I have quite the blue mouth.
-- Take a shower everyday: Yes! But I once missed a whole day, and I was so proud of myself!
-- Have a crush(es): Anything with more than 0 legs.
-- Who are they: ANYthing.
-- Do you think you've been in love?: Whoa-hey- whoa now. Slow down there, chief.
-- Want to go to college: Depends on whether or not I can get into college by accident without putting any effort into it. The chances seem pretty slim.
-- Like high school: Not at all, man. I don't really like "things."
-- Want to get married: Yeeeaah. My dad has always kinda built this thing in me, that family is the most important thing in a Man's life. My ultimate goal for life is to have a family that works, as stupid as that may be.
-- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Yeah, I took a lot of typing courses, so it just kind of happened.
-- Believe in yourself: I don't really know what this is asking. I'd assume No.
-- Get motion sickness: Yeah, I do, sometimes. If I read in the car.
-- Think you're attractive: Haha, not at all. I think I am hideous.
-- Get along with your parents: Yeah, usually. I get a little argumentative with them from time to time.
-- Like thunderstorms: I adore thunderstorms!
-- Play an instrument: I can kind of play drums.
------------IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU----
-- Done a drug: Only legally prescribed ones!
-- Have Sex: Nosiree! and this section should be "Had Sex," not "Have Sex." Stupid.
-- Made Out: Yeah, that tim is insatiable.
-- Gone to the mall: I don't remember, so Yes.
-- Eaten sushi: Nope, I've never had it.
-- Been on stage: Nope, I don't do well on stage, because I am socially crippled.
-- Gone skating: Nope, I have never been skating. Leastwist, not Ice skating.
-- Made homemade cookies: I've never made cookies, ever.
-- Been in love: Didn't you already ask that? Seriously. Calm down.
-- Dyed your hair: I have never dyed my hair, ever!
-- Stolen anything: Nope, I don't steal things, ever.
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
-- Flown on a plane: Nope, I have never flown on a plane. No sir. Not a plane. Not me.
-- Missed school because it was raining?: Nope, but I've missed school for no reason before.
-- Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: Haha, yeah. I'm really bad at it.
-- Cried during a movie?: Hahaha, yes! during the land before time a few weeks ago. God I should be shot.
-- Ever thought an animated character was hot?: every day!
-- Had an imaginary friend: Yeah, I think his name was mikey or something. My family made fun of me for it, and I woul dget so mad and yell and scream. It was funny.
-- Been on stage?: I don't go on stage, ever!
-- Cut your hair: Yeah, but not in a long time.
-- Had crush on a teacher?: Yeeeeeeep, I have had a few hot teachers over the years, Goooood times.
-- Gotten beaten up: Nah, not really.
-- Been in a fight: Not in a long long time! And they weren't big deal ones.
-----------------THE FUTURE------------------
-- Age you hope to be married: Eh, who knows, man?
-- Numbers and Names of Children: No g'damn clue, man. I'm thinkin' I want a girl named Annabelle, though.
-- How do you want to die?: I don't know, some way that is kind of honorable, I think.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up?: A cartoonist, I think. I like business stuff too, like accounting practices and stuff.
-- What country would you most like to visit?: Every country, I want to get some money together when I get older, and just tour the whole damn globe.
-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
-- Best eye/hair color: I don't know man, I can find beauty in a lot of things, just different brands of beauty.
-- Short or long hair: Short hair looks really good on some girls, but for the most part I have found longer hair more attractive.
-- Best weight: Haha, I don't care. Weight isn't an issue.
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: I don't know, it's never come up.
-- Number of CDs that I own: I haven't counted, a good amount, I think.
-- Number of piercings: Nope!
-- Number of tattoos: None.... YET!
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: Never. I'm not one of those people who "achieve" things.
------------Favorites-------------------
-- Shampoo: It's been switching around lately, it's not longer always Pantene Pro-V.
-- Fave Color: Dunno man, maybe orange.
-- Day/Night: I like Night best, I don't know why. It just fits me more.
-- Summer/Winter: I like both equally.
-- Lace or Satin: Satin feels nice!
-- Fave Food: I like a lot of different foods, namely meat.
-- Fave sports stars: I don't watch sports, so I will say Mohammed Ali.
----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
-- Wearing: Sexy perfume and a smile.
-- Thinking about: Unacceptable loss.
-- Listening to: King of the Hill.
---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
-- Cried: Nope
-- Worn jeans: Mmmmmmhmm
-- Met someone new online: Nope
-- Done laundry: Noooooooope
-- Drove a car: O'course
-- Talked on the phone: a bit, my friend, a bit.
----------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
-- Your friends: For the most part!.
-- Santa Claus: Nah, I don't really understand how anyone could, but that's probably because my parents never deluded me into believing it as a child.
-- Tooth Fairy: Again, I am made of leaden evil.
-- Destiny/Fate: I don't k now man, it kind of depresses me.
-- Angels: Yeah
-- Ghosts: I don't know man.
-- UFO's: Yeah, I guess. But not in the usual sense.
-- God: Yeeep.
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
-- Do you ever wish you had another name?: Nah, no really, it's a family name. Albeit a common one.
-- Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Yeah
-- Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: I'm bored with this thing already, I wish it was over. In answer to your question: all of them.
-- Who have you known the longest of your friends?: I guess the friend I knew the longest would be Ang, Dave, or Ben.
-- Are you close to any family member? Kind of. I don't know.
-- Who do you hang around the most?: Tim, or Taylor, or Ryan, or Katie. Or.... I hang around with a lot of people, a lot.
-- What's the best feeling in the world?: I've said it before and I'll say it again. Drying off with a warm towel. Also! When you wake up on the first day of april vacation, and you get up, open your blinds and take a quick shower, then you go back into bed, and your bed is all warm because the sunlight was on it, and you go back to sleep for a few more hours. God that is the best morning scenario EVER.
-- Worst Feeling?: There are a lot of bad feelings. I don't know what's the worst.
-- What time is it now?: 9:22. What's it to you?

Well, sorry to offend and destroy everyone to death with evil.