The Obscure
Welcome, one and all, to the incongruent ravings of an inferior mind!Friday, April 01, 2005
I went to the doctor (to see what he could give me, etc..) today, and it turns out that I am fully and completely healthy as far as my brain and surrounding blood vessels are concerned, which was what I was worried about. My problem is far different and more hideous than that, my friends, and that problem is this: My sinuses are inflamed, and packed full with an immovable mass of cysts and polyps.
Isn't that GROTESQUE? But I am ecstatic about it, just because it means there isn't something else dreadfully wrong with me. Like my father before me, I am doomed to a life of chronic sinusitis that is so bad that I have been prescribed three severely controlled substances to deal with it; BUT I do not have an aneurism or a tumor, so man, I am happy!
Also, my pituitary gland is slightly enlarged. I don't know what that means, but he said that because of my occasional blurred vision and dizziness I have to get another MRI just of the gland, and I have to go for an eye exam. Also, they took some blood to test my hormone levels, because that gland could mess them up. I am not growing breasts, though, so I don't think that that is happening.
So I have like five appointments in the next couple of weeks, and he gave me a prescription for thirty more percosets, I think I am going to get another one once a month or something if the pain keeps up, or he could find something else for me. WHo knows?
Seriously though, man. I have to rinse out my sinuses with a saline fluid twice daily, which means that a horrible collection of nasal cysts, polyps, and fluids is going to come out of my nose and into the jar that I am going to collect it in to freak out my fellows (namely Katie) with.
I'm so excited. I'm not going to die, AND I get my truck today. This is the best day EVER!
If only I didn't have the horrible pain. Eh, whatchu gonna do? On the plus side, I can take the last of my percoset now because I know I am getting more. Fweakin-dazz!
Well, I'm not dying at least, haha. Truck: Wednesday! Or so! We'll see how it goes.
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