The Obscure

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Thursday, June 16, 2005

 
It is indeed a strange and unusual turn of events that has brought me to where I am today. Strangest of all is the span of time in which all these esoteric happenings occured. Somehow I managed to make it through six months of boring, over-medicated living without a single thing out of my ordinary happening, without anything knocking me off of the track that circumstance and laziness had so callously thrust me on--and at the end of this six months, I experience two weeks of unprecedented turbulence.
Tonight is one of those nights where bad things hang over your head, and you forget to take one of your pills, so you only get three or four hours of sleep and wake up at midnight and then go to Wal-Mart and buy 25 dollars worth of useless stuff with a check that you are not sure will clear because you are a jackass. You know those nights? I'm pretty sure everyone has them. "Three-Dog Nights", they call 'em, if I recall correctly.
I don't know why it is that my angst always winds up being smeared on this blog, like some depressing jelly between two slices of warm potato bread. Also: Peanut butter.
In any case, work is going to be hell tomorrow. I tried sleeping just now and I couldn't. I hate it when that happens, you feel as tired as hell but you just can't get your body to fall asleep, you know?
Holy crap, I just remembered that we have burritos. I'm eating way too much lately. Here is an example...
Yesterday I bought a pepperoni pizza. I ate the entire thing in my truck, then I came home, and put on a pot to make some macaroni and cheese. While the water was boiling I got impatient and had two bowls of cereal to make the waiting easier. I then ate about a bowl and a half of mac and cheese, and then I sat there, unable to move, until my stomach settled down enough for me to shovel more bites of it into my mouth without vomiting. Eventually I gave-up and my mom put the macaroni in the fridge because I couldn't really walk. I'm getting so fat, I love it!

I guess Hillary decided that I am a reliable enough worker to get my own desk and stuff at work now, she's even buying a computer for me to use. I'm going to have 40 hours a week of office work now, guys! That's way better than 25 hours a week of baking, I'll tell you that much. Don't let the 15 hour difference fool you, baking is the much more difficult of the two.
Anyway, I must go eat burritos now.
My older sister has taken ill again, so please keep her in your prayers. She might need to have her spleen taken out tomorrow, so again, if you pray, please pray for her and the rest of our family. It is a very stressful situation.

Now, to devour something.

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